{"id":22100,"date":"2020-05-20T14:37:37","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T17:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jornaldoplanalto.com.br\/web\/?p=22100"},"modified":"2020-05-20T14:37:37","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T17:37:37","slug":"lanchonete-da-hora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.p31noticias.com.br\/?p=22100","title":{"rendered":"Lanchonete da hora"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u2013 Mo\u00e7a, esse pastel \u00e9 de hoje?<\/strong>
\n\u2013 N\u00e3o, \u00e9 de ontem.
\n\u2013 E essa coxinha, \u00e9 de hoje?
\n\u2013 N\u00e3o, de ontem.
\n\u2013 E o quibe, \u00e9 de hoje?
\n\u2013 N\u00e3o, de ontem.
\n\u2013 Como fa\u00e7o pra comer alguma coisa de hoje?
\n\u2013 Volte amanh\u00e3.<\/p>\n

______________________________________________<\/p>\n

Ins\u00f4nia<\/p>\n

O homem est\u00e1 com olheiras profundas, sonolento, bocejando. Quase n\u00e3o se aguenta na cadeira, diante do m\u00e9dico.
\n\u2013 Doutor, faz meses que n\u00e3o consigo dormir \u00e0 noite \u2013 diz, muito abatido.
\n\u2013 Isso \u00e9 grave. Voc\u00ea se lembra de quando isso come\u00e7ou?
\n\u2013 Sim, doutor. Desde que virei guarda noturno\u2026<\/p>\n

______________________________________________<\/p>\n

As piadas idiotas mais engra\u00e7adas:<\/p>\n

Como se chama<\/strong>\u00a0um pedido de desculpas escrito em pontos e tra\u00e7os?
\nC\u00f3digo re-Morse.<\/p>\n

Que ra\u00e7a de cachorro<\/strong>\u00a0salta mais alto que um pr\u00e9dio?
\nQualquer uma, porque pr\u00e9dio n\u00e3o pula.<\/p>\n

Como se chama<\/strong>\u00a0o cachorro do m\u00e1gico?
\nLabracadabrador.<\/p>\n

O que o tubar\u00e3o disse<\/strong>\u00a0quando comeu o peixe-palha\u00e7o?
\nQue gosto engra\u00e7ado!<\/p>\n

Porque coalas n\u00e3o<\/strong>\u00a0s\u00e3o ursos de verdade?
\nPorque eles n\u00e3o t\u00eam as coalifica\u00e7\u00f5es.<\/p>\n

Qual a tecla\u00a0<\/strong>preferida do astronauta?
\nA da barra de espa\u00e7o.<\/p>\n

Voc\u00ea ouviu falar no novo restaurante<\/strong>\u00a0chamado Karma?
\nL\u00e1 n\u00e3o tem card\u00e1pio: voc\u00ea recebe o que merece.<\/h3>\n

Dois caras\u00a0<\/strong>que roubaram o calend\u00e1rio.
\nCada um pegou seis meses.<\/p>\n

Que ra\u00e7a de cachorro<\/strong>\u00a0salta mais alto que um pr\u00e9dio?
\nQualquer uma, porque pr\u00e9dio n\u00e3o pula.<\/p>\n

Como se chama<\/strong>\u00a0o cachorro do m\u00e1gico?
\nLabracadabrador.<\/p>\n

O que o tubar\u00e3o disse<\/strong>\u00a0quando comeu o peixe-palha\u00e7o?
\nQue gosto engra\u00e7ado!<\/p>\n

Porque coalas n\u00e3o<\/strong>\u00a0s\u00e3o ursos de verdade?
\nPorque eles n\u00e3o t\u00eam as coalifica\u00e7\u00f5es.<\/p>\n

Qual a tecla\u00a0<\/strong>preferida do astronauta?
\nA da barra de espa\u00e7o.<\/p>\n

Voc\u00ea ouviu falar no novo restaurante<\/strong>\u00a0chamado Karma?
\nL\u00e1 n\u00e3o tem card\u00e1pio: voc\u00ea recebe o que merece.<\/h3>\n

Dois caras\u00a0<\/strong>que roubaram o calend\u00e1rio.
\nCada um pegou seis meses.<\/p>\n

______________________________________________<\/p>\n

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